For those of us who have been disgruntled conservatives, who have watched the last successive tsunami at midterms and such, where Republicans were given majorities in both chambers and did little with it, this [Donald Trump win] was no surprise to us.

When I walk down the boardwalk,people stop me and say, 'Oh, your house is the one that glows.

He who looks in the crystal ball ends up eating glass... They're way, way close.

Bill Clinton was giving the Clinton campaign the best advice.

Follow me if I advance, kill me if I retreat, avenge me if I die.

The rednecks. Well, you're not going to get there with climate change and [Vladimir] Putin and all the rest of it.

My theory on education is... get one.