Most women get pregnant and even though it's a challenge physically and uncomfortable, they generally wanted to be pregnant.

If you're a caretaker, who are you when there's no one else to take care of?

I love Los Angeles. I love when people make fun of it. I think, 'Good, don't come.' All the jokes about it feel out of date.

I've done an informal, anecdotal survey about marriage, and I've found no evidence that it brings happiness.

I don't know if I have actually good comedic timing. But I don't think I've worked at any timing. I think timing is probably something you can't work at. Well, I don't know. I definitely didn't work at it.

You won't believe what our kids are eating in the public schools. It's just nuts.

I can be a little acerbic.