Baseball is what we were, football is what we have become.

Baseball is what we were, football is what we have become.

You need the will to disarm the civilian population. If we can do it in Somalia, we can do it here.

[On Senator Everett Dirksen:] His great enemy was boredom and he won every engagement.

My friend Phil has a theory that the Lord, having made teenagers, felt constrained to make amends and so created the golden retriever.

I am hoping for better times. That's how you know us hapless gardeners - by our dirty fingernails and our absurd, unquenchable optimism about next year.

Baseball has a special place in our hearts. It is the game that shows us as we would like to be.