I began thinking about my skeleton, this solid, beautiful thing inside me that I would never see.

I began thinking about my skeleton, this solid, beautiful thing inside me that I would never see.

The paper does not provide the exact number of penises eaten by ducks, but the author says there have been enough over the years to prompt the coining of a popular saying: 'I better get home or the ducks will have something to eat.

For the scientists, they're kind of puzzled and pleased that somebody finds their work interesting. It makes it fun for me. I feel like I've sort of turned over a stone that hasn't been turned over.

The human head is of the same approximate size and weight as a roaster chicken. I have never before had occasion to make the comparison, for never before today have I seen a head in a roasting pan.

Worry lives a long way from rational thought."---Self

Sexual desire is a state not unlike hunger.