I walk up and down the rows. The heads look like rubber halloween masks. They also look like human heads, but my brain has no precedent for human heads on tables or in roasting pans or anywhere other than on top of a human bodies, and so I think it has chosen to interpret the sight in a more comforting manner. - Here we are at the rubber mask factory. Look at the nice men and woman working on the masks.

Normally I object to strangers beaming force fields into my brain.

Worry lives a long way from rational thought."---Self

Many people will find this book disrespectful. There is nothing amusing about being dead, they will say. Ah, but there is.

Softball is the reason Washing Machines and Bleach are so popular. Don't think so? Just ask a softball Mom.

The paper does not provide the exact number of penises eaten by ducks, but the author says there have been enough over the years to prompt the coining of a popular saying: 'I better get home or the ducks will have something to eat.

I began thinking about my skeleton, this solid, beautiful thing inside me that I would never see.