The greatest weapon in the world ... is ridicule.
[To her frequently needed plumber:] How would you like to be adopted? I'm sure it would be cheaper.
I never saw a lawyer yet who would admit he was making money.
Peace is not a passive but an active condition, not a negation but an affirmation.
Men play harder than they work; women work harder than they play.
It's money that brings trouble. It always has and it always will.