it's been my experience that the first few days of married life women are blind because they want to be and after that because they have to be.

I never saw a lawyer yet who would admit he was making money.

A cat and a Bible, and nobody needs to be lonely.

Curious, how one remembered Christmas. Perhaps because other days might appeal to the head, but this one appealed to the heart.

There is no place in the world, I imagine, for a philosopher with a sense of humor, a new leisure, and an inquiring turn of mind!

[To her frequently needed plumber:] How would you like to be adopted? I'm sure it would be cheaper.

there is no truly honest autobiography.