The world doesn't come to the clever folks, it comes to the stubborn, obstinate, one-idea-at-a-time people.
I began to feel that if religion was either an illusion or a revelation, it was simpler to accept it as an illusion.
A cat and a Bible, and nobody needs to be lonely.
Enemies are an indication of character.
I never saw a lawyer yet who would admit he was making money.
To the bottle! In infancy, the milk bottle; in our prime, the wine bottle; in our dotage, the pill bottle.