Useless as a pulled tooth.

[On fishing:] Greatest rest in the world for the brain.

Men love a joke - on the other fellow. But your really humorous woman loves a joke on herself.

It's money that brings trouble. It always has and it always will.

Lightning never strikes twice in the same place.

The greatest weapon in the world ... is ridicule.

War is not two great armies meeting in the clash and frenzy of battle. War is a boy being carried on a stretcher, looking up at God’s blue sky with bewildered eyes that are soon to close; war is a woman carrying a child that has been injured by a shell; war is spirited horses tied in burning buildings and waiting for death; war is the flower of a race, battered, hungry, bleeding, up to its knees in filthy water; war is an old woman burning a candle before the Mater Dolorsa for the son she has given.