Men love a joke - on the other fellow. But your really humorous woman loves a joke on herself.

I suppose it is because woman's courage is mental and man's physical, that in times of great strain women always make the better showing.

I believe that the matter is automatically self-regulating; that those women who prefer the home and have an ability for it will eventually return to it; that others, like myself, will compromise; and that still others, temperamentally unfitted for it, will remain in the world to add to its productivity.

There is something shameful about the death of a play. It does not die with pity, but contempt.

When a great burden is lifted, the relief is not always felt at once. The galled places still ache.

it's been my experience that the first few days of married life women are blind because they want to be and after that because they have to be.

I never saw a lawyer yet who would admit he was making money.