Don't waste time on jealousy. Sometimes you're ahead, sometimes you're behind.

Advice, like youth, probably just wasted on the young.

You can map your life through your favorite movies, and no two people's maps will be the same.

Don't waste your time on jealousy; sometimes you're ahead, sometimes you're behind. The race is long, and in the end, it's only with yourself. Remember compliments you receive, forget the insults; if you succeed in doing this, tell me how.

Getting out of the house is the secret to staying alert through the droning hours leading up to the big meal, even if you don't go farther than 7-Eleven for another six-pack.

The movies we love and admire are to some extent a function of who we are when we see them.

Accept certain inalienable truths, prices will rise, politicians will philander, you too will get old, and when you do you'll fantasize that when you were young prices were reasonable, politicians were noble and children respected their elders.