The thing is I never want to be an observer, it's only in retrospect that I wish I had observed.

The thing is I never want to be an observer, it's only in retrospect that I wish I had observed.

When the doctor said I had diabetes, I conjured images of languishing on a chaise longue nibbling chocolates. I have no idea why I thought this.

I wish that I could write. I think that's a wonderful outlet for an artist. You are ultimately in control. Your fate is not determined by outside influences. You can write wherever you are. I don't think I have the talent.

Sometimes you have to get to know someone really well to realize you're really strangers.

Diets are for those who are thick and tired of it.

The kinds of shows that seem to work now, the comedy shows, are those which require very little attention. They’re superficial and I like articulate comedy.