The faucet leak, and learn to leave them so.

It is a marvellous thing to be physically a woman if only to know the marvels of a man.

Know the difference between Giant and Jumbo? Between two-ounce and a big two-ounce? Between a quart and a full quart? What's a tall 24-inch? What does Extra Long mean? Who's kidding who?

A man at his desk in a room with a closed door is a man at work. A woman at a desk in any room is available.

The real demon is success-the anxieties engendered by this quest are relentless, degrading, corroding. What is worse, there is no end to this escalation of desire.

the car, by bisecting the human outline, diminishes it, producing a race of half-people in a motion not of their own making

Nobody objects to a woman being a good writer or sculptor or geneticist if at the same time she manages to be a good wife, a good mother, good-looking, good-tempered, well-dressed, well-groomed, and unaggressive.