The cow's point of view deserves more literary attention.

Orgies are an early form of what will someday become sex by committee.

Truth is a necessary phantom.

I do not regret the folly of my youth, but the timidity.

'Be faithful to your roots' is the liberal version of 'Stay in your ghetto.'

Many think that assigning blame settles matters.

All anger feels like righteous anger; sorrow does not care whether it is righteous or not.