Many pains are imaginary, but all joys are real.

Masturbation is a democratic pleasure, practiced by rich and poor, young and old, married and single.

Expensive advertising courts us with hints and images. The ordinary kind merely says, Buy.

Sloth, not ill-will, makes me unjust.

A quick smile is more seductive than a slinky dress.

Prudence does not make people happy; it merely deprives them of the excitement of being constantly in trouble.

Satire is born of the cities it denounces.