Learned researches lead to headaches, constipation, and befuddled quarreling.
Sleaze is a point by point refutation of elegance.
The desire to create literature leads to frights, grunts, and coy looks.
After ages of bombast, the rhetoric of virtue has become ironic and shy.
Alzheimer's usually comes later than AIDS, but I decline to call that progress.
Good advice is never as helpful as an interest-free loan.