Procrastination and impatience form a system of checks and balances.
Jealousy is inconsolable because it cannot know the beloved
Living alone is good for privacy, bad for full-scale cooking and moving heavy furniture.
Don't stare into a mirror when you are trying to solve a problem.
The squabbles of philandering Zeus and shrewish Hera are the Greeks' comment on married life.
Good places for aphorisms: in fortune cookies, on bumper stickers, and on banners flying over the Palace of Free Advice.