When I go out, I hope to leave the worst of myself at home.
One's fetishes are fascinating, but not because of their beauty or significance. The same could be said for one's genitals, or one's children.
I have learned to keep to myself how exceptional I am.
Vulgarity is innocent; urbanity is not.
Three meals plus bedtime make four sure blessings a day.
Shaw writes as if it were always midday.