A laughing Lear would be monstrous. Not so a laughing Romeo and Juliet.
To make advice agreeable, try paradox or rhyme.
Beauty and virtue: the most kissable ass in the world is no guarantee of good intentions.
Promiscuity turns sex into a sport, like arm-wrestling.
Freedom is the moment between sleep and waking before selfhood and the world return.
Money comes to life as it is spent.