Boast quietly, with decorum.
When my beloved arrives, I yawn. When my beloved departs, I weep.
Human nature is a scoundrel's favorite explanation.
Lovers' quarrels are not generally about money. Divorce cases generally are.
I criticize myself ruthlessly, but never mention the faults of which I am truly ashamed.
I really like life, don't you? There's nothing else quite like it.