I am often attracted to people with whom I could not hold a five minute conversation.

A quick smile is more seductive than a slinky dress.

Old age likes indecency. It's a sign of life.

A goldfish is reason enough for living, if someone needs a reason.

To be a social success, do not act pathetic, arrogant, or bored. Do not discuss your unhappy childhood, your visit to the dentist,the shortcomings of your cleaning woman, the state of your bowels, or your spouse's bad habits. You will be thought a paragon (or perhaps a monster) of good behavior.

Disillusionment is not truth.

Errors are more numerous than truths, but fortunately too divided among themselves to take power.