Boredom is the only sure cure for neurosis.

My father liked to moralize, and so do I. But he was in earnest, while I am embarrassed and pretend that I am merely being witty.

Failure makes us envious. Success makes us greedy.

Like other secret lovers, many speak mockingly about popular culture to conceal their passion for it.

I'm being treated like a sex object, cried the lady. No matter. I will take care of it, said Time soothingly.

Self-analysis always cheats.

The popping of bubblegum discourages the most determined lecher.