To avoid taking responsibility, I become unresponsive but hang on until the other person leaves me.

Promiscuity is like never reading past the first page. Monogamy is like reading the same book over and over.

Yawns are hard to refute.

Unconditional love is a lofty ideal, but unconditional hate is a fact well documented by history.

I love you in my dreams, but not in real life.

The young break rules for fun. The old for profit.

More are weakened than strengthened by their troubles.