With decrepitude, longevity has overshot the mark.

Health can be squandered, but not stored up.

Every time I change the way I explain myself to myself, I have to rearrange the story of my life.

A successful restaurant makes everything in it, including the patrons, seem a little better than they are.

Discontented women dream of being rescued by Prince Charming. Discontented men dream of finding a horny blond in the back seat ofa taxi.

Amazing that the human race has taken enough time out from thinking about food or sex to create the arts and sciences.

Often, when I want to consult my impulses, I cannot find them.