'Be faithful to your roots' is the liberal version of 'Stay in your ghetto.'

Scholarship can find little to say about the obvious.

Every book teaches a lesson, even if the lesson is only that one has chosen the wrong book.

Let's have some good, old-fashioned literature, with a virgin and a moral.

If you call failures experiments, you can put them in your resume and claim them as achievements.

Don't sacrifice yourself for me. I will not be grateful.

Logic teaches rules for presentation, not thinking.