Promiscuity: optimism, free enterprise, mobility--the American Dream.
My father liked to moralize, and so do I. But he was in earnest, while I am embarrassed and pretend that I am merely being witty.
I have learned to keep to myself how exceptional I am.
If you should ever acknowledge my existence, I plan to snub you.
Living alone makes it harder to find someone to blame.
A yawn is more disconcerting than a contradiction.