A happy arrangement: many people prefer cats to other people, and many cats prefer people to other cats.
Old age learns about less after a lifetime of more.
Lonely people keep up a ceaseless flow of commentary on themselves.
Listening to people keeps them entertained.
Jealousy fuses megalomania and self-abandonment.
I'm being treated like a sex object, cried the lady. No matter. I will take care of it, said Time soothingly.