I am forbidden sugar, fat, and alcohol. So hooray, I guess, for oatmeal, lemon juice, and chicken soup.

I am forbidden sugar, fat, and alcohol. So hooray, I guess, for oatmeal, lemon juice, and chicken soup.

The tragic hero prefers death to prudence. The comedian prefers playing tricks to winning. Only the villain really plays to win.

The language of pornography is abusive, that of romance adoring. Both are addressed to a fetish.

Sacred texts always offend reason.

An event is not over until everyone is tired of talking about it.

Supermarkets depict abundance; boutiques exclusiveness; roadside stands authenticity.