Unlike life, when books become meaningless, they are making a point.

I really like life, don't you? There's nothing else quite like it.

I would be glad to worship success if I could find her.

Lovers always believe one another's sleight-of-hand tricks.

I answered my father's demands for sympathy with silence.

Promiscuity is like never reading past the first page. Monogamy is like reading the same book over and over.

Every book teaches a lesson, even if the lesson is only that one has chosen the wrong book.