Deconstruction: peering suspiciously at the text, I wait for it to make a slip and betray itself.
The self-righteous rule out the possibility that they are what has gone wrong.
Lovers never want to say "I love you" at the same moment. Hence all the love stories.
Aphorisms have never seduced anybody, but they have fooled some into considering themselves worldly-wise.
One who can find lemons sweet and grapes sour is ready for Dame Fortune.
Pornography supplies the only really safe sex.