Age must give way to youth, no doubt. But not yet, not yet.

Generosity knows how to count, but refrains.

Acknowledge your limitations or they will tyrannize over you.

Orgies are an early form of what will someday become sex by committee.

Nobody knows the trouble I've seen: even less, the trouble I've successfully avoided.

We are prepared for insults, but compliments leave us baffled.

To be sexy, nudes need a little underwear.