Sincerity guarantees nothing but itself.

Love Songs Now: Fewer broken hearts, more sexual misery.

Lust and greed are more gullible than innocence.

I obey my own commands about as often as others do.

I reject all evidence that my fabulous beloved is an ordinary person who worries, watches TV, and has bouts of indigestion.

Being enthusiastic settles nothing.

Innovation violates tradition--attacks it in public and steals from it in private.