Vicarious living is only slightly less impossible than vicarious eating.
Facts do not give advice.
An omnipotent God is the only being with no reason to lie.
As every cockroach knows, thriving on poisons is the secret of success.
Once I find the right maxim to apply, I feel that I have done all that can be expected of me.
When you can't figure out what to do, it's time for a nap.