Since we hate the same people, we should be friends.
The hysterical find too much significance in things. The depressed find too little.
Even the most fickle are faithful to a few bad habits.
My strengths make me contemptuous. My weaknesses make me charitable.
Every perversion has survived many tests of its capabilities.
Good places for aphorisms: in fortune cookies, on bumper stickers, and on banners flying over the Palace of Free Advice.