A happy arrangement: many people prefer cats to other people, and many cats prefer people to other cats.
Man invented the gods. Then the gods went off on their own, but not far.
Eccentricity: strength of character doubling back on itself.
A quick smile is more seductive than a slinky dress.
The depressed fall back exhausted from every undertaking.
The psychiatrist's office: the only place I can be sure my story will be treated as sad, but interesting.