Self-deception is nature; hypocrisy is art.
The body has a mind of its own.
If everything had a label, we would live in a fully delineated but false world.
Most self-laceration is more noisy than painful.
Thank God for the passing of the discomforts and vile cuisine of the age of chivalry!
I would like to be a figment of my own imagination, but belly and bowels will not permit.