One's fetishes are fascinating, but not because of their beauty or significance. The same could be said for one's genitals, or one's children.

To avoid taking responsibility, I become unresponsive but hang on until the other person leaves me.

Fear of trying causes paralysis. Trying causes only trembling and sweating.

Faith of the bore: everything is worth saying.

Radical historians now the tell the story of Thanksgiving from the point of view of the turkey.

When a modest man praises himself, people listen.

The wisdom of age: don't stop walking.