Self-conscious? Try a wig, a corset, a veil, a beard. Or cultivate shamelessness.
If beggars do not hate the rest of us, they are even more abject than I had imagined.
The young break rules for fun. The old for profit.
If we think about the obvious long enough, it dissolves.
Adrenalin dispels boredom. Run, you sufferers from ennui! Run for your lives!
Ladies and gentlemen are supposed to be looked after by others, like children and pets.