Those who follow where their genitals lead them often wind up in tedious company.

Gossip is dying out because fewer and fewer people care to talk about anything besides themselves.

Fulfillment is often more trouble than it is worth.

Families in which nothing is ever discussed usually have a lot not to discuss.

Thank God for the passing of the discomforts and vile cuisine of the age of chivalry!

I may forget my dignity, but you may not.

Curiosity is an asset mostly frittered away.