Alzheimer's usually comes later than AIDS, but I decline to call that progress.

I know that I am what I am. But I am not sure what I am.

Funerals prove that someone is really gone.

Faith moves mountains, but you have to keep pushing while you are praying.

Wit saves us from being swallowed whole by life.

Fame is fickle, but Obscurity is usually faithful to the end.

Rules that are never violated cease to be recognized as Rules.