When poets go off the boil, they sound like bumble bees; when critics do, they sound like sewing machines.
When a man bores a woman, she complains. When a woman bores a man, he ignores her.
Either offer me something I really like, or stop trying to tempt me.
If you belong to the underclass, you are already guilty.
Contempt for others, like masturbation, is best as a secret pleasure.
My secrets are petty but humiliating.