You are as happy as you think you are, but not necessarily as miserable as you imagine.

Early every morning an old woman goes to the market to curse a grocery clerk, who curses back.

Poor but happy is not a phrase invented by a poor person.

After rejection - misery, then thoughts of revenge, and finally, oh well, another try elsewhere.

Living alone is good for privacy, bad for full-scale cooking and moving heavy furniture.

An aphorism that does not score is just one more sentence.

Narcissus weeps to find that his Image does not return his love.