To avoid tripping on the chain of the past, you have to pick it up and wind it about you.

Orgies are an early form of what will someday become sex by committee.

Discontented women dream of being rescued by Prince Charming. Discontented men dream of finding a horny blond in the back seat ofa taxi.

Few artists can afford artistic temperament.

After sixty, the self-questioning of middle age is obsolete.

Aphorisms know the angles, but not the structure.

Aphorisms are not true or false, but pointed or flat.