Thank God for the passing of the discomforts and vile cuisine of the age of chivalry!
My neglected duties crowd around me in my dreams, murmuring.
Your flattery is as full of contempt as your insults were.
To postpone unpleasantness is human; to forget it is divine.
Enjoy the insult as you deliver it, before you learn its cost.
Go ahead and voice your criticisms, but don't expect to be invited back.