'Be faithful to your roots' is the liberal version of 'Stay in your ghetto.'
Rescue someone unwilling to look after himself, and he will cling to you like a dangerous illness.
The lazy manage to keep up with the earth's rotation just as well as the industrious.
Respectability is joining chastity in the museum of dead issues.
Reason enables us to get around in the world of ideas, but cannot prescribe our thoughts.
Striving toward a goal puts a more pleasing construction on our advance toward death.