People believe that photographs are true and therefore cannot be art.

As a comforter, philosophy cannot compete with a good dinner.

I have forgiven you. Nevertheless, begone!

Magic trick: to make people disappear, ask them to fulfill their promises.

Literature may be false, but it is not trivial.

When a man bores a woman, she complains. When a woman bores a man, he ignores her.

Withhold admiration from a narcissist and be disliked. Give it and be treated with indifference.