The muse is blind as Cupid and skittish as Diana.
Like other secret lovers, many speak mockingly about popular culture to conceal their passion for it.
Think of the many different relations of form and content. E.g., the many pairs of trousers and what's in them.
Wit saves us from being swallowed whole by life.
Pornography supplies the only really safe sex.
A happy arrangement: many people prefer cats to other people, and many cats prefer people to other cats.