The morose one refuses to smile even when he has just had his teeth cleaned.
Dignity takes alarm at the unexpected sound of laughter.
Revenge is sweet but not nourishing.
After rejection - misery, then thoughts of revenge, and finally, oh well, another try elsewhere.
Fortuna smiles and frowns according to a timetable surprising even to herself.
The perfect pleasure: money is neither fattening nor immoral nor illegal.