A suburb is an attempt to get out of reach of the city without having the city be out of reach.
Jokes are unanswerable objections.
Contempt for others, like masturbation, is best as a secret pleasure.
Alone, I am drunk on my thoughts; in company, I am sober again.
Talk shows are proof that conversation is dead.
The nature of language may determine what most people say, but I always speak my own meaning.