In middle age, I practiced feeling old, but the real thing has been a rude surprise.
Irony dissolves sentiment, but occasionally a sentiment is strong enough to dissolve irony.
To win hearts, smile kindly on people's weaknesses.
The imaginary audience for my life is growing small and silent.
The critical spirit never knows when to stop meddling.
Don Juan tries not to see the skeptical winks that greet his boasting.